On The Funny Side...

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before? A girl visiting her blonde friend who had acquired 2 new dogs, asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one Timex. Her f

Two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sports to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook but I couldn’t do anything with it,” said the first bachelor. “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” Asked his friend. “You said it,” the first replied, nodding, “Every one of those recipes began the same way: ‘Take a clean plate…’” A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell

Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour. “I built myself a house. That’s it there. Here’s the barn and over there is the church I worship it.” “What’s that building over there?” one of the rescuers asked. Louie sneered, “That’s the church I used to belong to.” It’s hard to believe that this country was founded partly to avoid taxes. A high school science class w