On The Funny Side...

Two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sports to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook but I couldn’t do anything with it,” said the first bachelor. “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” Asked his friend. “You said it,” the first replied, nodding, “Every one of those recipes began the same way: ‘Take a clean plate…’” A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell

Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour. “I built myself a house. That’s it there. Here’s the barn and over there is the church I worship it.” “What’s that building over there?” one of the rescuers asked. Louie sneered, “That’s the church I used to belong to.” It’s hard to believe that this country was founded partly to avoid taxes. A high school science class w

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called “a hearing”? No other labor-saving device beats a wastebasket! The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere. A woman was trying to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”