On The Funny Side...

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called “a hearing”? No other labor-saving device beats a wastebasket! The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere. A woman was trying to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

Thursday night is the potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.