August 2026

Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour. “I built myself a house. That’s it there. Here’s the barn and over there is the church I worship it.”

“What’s that building over there?” one of the rescuers asked. Louie sneered, “That’s the church I used to belong to.”

It’s hard to believe that this country was founded partly to avoid taxes.

A high school science class was learning about how sound travels. “If you’re in a vacuum, and someone calls your name. Can you hear it?” The teacher inquired.

One eager boy raised his hand, “That depends,” he answered. “Is it on or off.”

A patient was always late to the dentist’s office for his appointment. The dental assistant called him one day to remind him about an upcoming appointment. The man said, “I’ll be about 15 minutes late. That won’t be a problem, will it?”

“No,” replied the assistant. “We just won’t have time to give you an anesthetic.”

Wouldn’t you know it. The man arrived early!