On the Funny Side... October 2026

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?

A girl visiting her blonde friend who had acquired 2 new dogs, asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?”

“HelOOOooo,” answered the blonde, “They’re watch dogs.”

A stalled car sat dead still at the intersection as the lights went to red… to green... to yellow… to red… to green… to yellow, and back to red. Finally, a police officer came up and said, “Pardon me, ma’am, but don’t we have any color you like?”

AND NOW SOME “ONE LINERS” …

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road,

and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door continually!

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.