On The Funny Side...

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten trail when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. Hot on his heels came the game warden.

After about a half mile, the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him.

“Let’s see yer fishin license, boy!” the warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the warden a valid fishing license. 

“Well, son,” said the warden, “you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”

“Yes sir, I know that” replied the young feller. “But my friend back there… well, he don’t have one.”

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A doctor who had recently done an artificial heart transplant was reassuring the recipient’s wife that her husband would soon be well enough to play golf. To which the wife replied: “Hasn’t the man suffered enough?”