LOL

• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called “a hearing”?

• No other labor-saving device beats a wastebasket!

• The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.

• A woman was trying to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”